By Dave Anderson:
Flat broke, bomb Iran.
Have bad breath, bomb Iran.
Ran out of beer, bomb Iran.
Want to piss off your base, bomb Iran.
Want to make George W. Bush look like a strategic genius in his choice of wars of choice, bomb Iran.
Can't get it up for the wife, bomb Iran.
All problems can be solved by bombing Iran, at least that is the impression that I get from reading Daniel Pipes:
But here is a way for Barack Obama to salvage his tottering administration by taking a step that protects the US and its allies.
He needs a dramatic gesture to change the public perception of him as a lightweight, bumbling ideologue, preferably in an arena where the stakes are high, where he can take charge and where he can trump expectations.
Such an opportunity does exist: Obama can order the US military to destroy Iran�s nuclear weapons capacity.
If you are happy and you know it, bomb Iran.
Funniest. Post. Title. Ever.
ReplyDelete"Want to make George W. Bush look like a strategic genius in his choice of wars of choice, bomb Iran."
ReplyDeleteLikely true.
The problem with bombing Iran is not that it will fail to "get all the nukes", or rally the population behind the mullahs or that the Pasdaran will shoot a few crude IRBMs at Israel and KSA. These are tolerable best case costs of degrading Iranian nuclear facilities.
The real problem is that a sufficiently robust and lengthy EBO type air campaign on a widely hated (by its own ppl) government might Iran's government to just collapse, as Saddam's government began to disintegrate under the pressure of Clinton's Operation Desert Fox, and be replaced by anarchy.
Then we'd have a huge, multiethnic nation-state, populated by factions of various stripes running around looking for WMDs to inherit and sell ( or brandish, or use) and a continuous arc of weak/failing states from Jordan's border to China.
This would not be an improvement, strategically speaking.