By Dave Anderson:
The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat has a few intriguing thoughts on the new Arizona policy regime. My only change is to use New York City as the source of decoys (cheaper airfare):
But, there's only one way to fight this kind of stupidity: massive performance art.
I propose relocating the entire population of Puerto Rico to Arizona. Remember, Puerto Ricans, as citizens of a U.S. Territory, are citizens of the United States... even though they're brownish and speak some crazy fast moon people language. That's almost 4,000,000 (well, not "immigrants" and certainly not "illegal"... so "migrants" or "commuters", I suppose) to perplex and confound state police.
Trust me: I have deep suspicions that the average cop in Arizona knows that there's a *West* Virginia. "Puerto Rico" will blow their minds.
As part of Phase II of the plan, I'll start importing Canadians from October-March, returning them when the Great White tundra thaws out. That's right: illegal white people, legal brown people.
I'll put up with damn Canadians for a little while but there is a limit, isn't there?
ReplyDelete(Northern MN) Earl
Last I checked, Phase II of his plan is already in effect, with several of my retired relatives taking part on an annual basis. Though with the dollar back up to par, the winter exodus could grow even larger, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteBut do they leave their papers in a locker at the airport or at least sneak over the Montana-Alberta border at any one of the many unguarded and unmanned crossing points using their Lexis Pass? :)
ReplyDeleteCan't be certain Dave, though given the fifth-wheels and motorhomes, they're probably not being too sneaky when they cross the border. Granted, most of my own experience in sneaking across the border involved trying to get duty-free booze back the other way. :)
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