By John Ballard
We interrupt this string of Serious Messages for a discovery tweeted by by Crawford Killian.
After linking to a diatribe on colons (punctuation, not bowel) the English Teacher reassures the reader that the dash is the duct tape of punctuation.
While the colon is clearly finding lots of uses, the dash�believe it or not�remains the duct tape of punctuation. You can use it instead of a colon, a semicolon, or parentheses. But like duct tape, using too much of it creates a slapdash look to your writing.
Thanks to texting, alphabetic substitutes for words and phrases must be the analogue of WD-40.
Guilty as charged!
ReplyDeleteSame here. I use so many dashes somedays people check my posts to see if there's a hidden message in Morse.
ReplyDeleteRegards, Steve
I'd be happy if, before clicking the 'Post' button, you'd all just re-read at least your title and first paragraph -- so we readers won't have to.
ReplyDeleteI ain't namin' names, but there's one person here who doesn't know a complete sentence, or a dependent clause, from a hole in the ground. Commas were not invented to be randomly strewn like marbles on a staircase -- they're supposed to serve a purpose.
But apparently, at some point after I was in the 5th grade, teachers of English must have stopped making kids learn how to diagram sentences.