By John Ballard
This brilliant satire from Cassandra should become part of every investment training program. Here is one of a ten-question list.
8. As a lawyer for a major Government regulatory organisation, you investigated and filed charges against a major Investment Bank for market abuse and trading transgressions in which they were, as the saying goes, caught "red-handed". Yet you have negotiated a proposed settlement of the charges for a payment of a large (though not excessively painful) sum of money, but as is customary with such settlements, the accussed will "neither admit nor deny guilt". This is termed:
(a) Realization of a Positive Expected Return From a Regulatory Gamble
(b) No-Fault Financial Regulation
(c) Spoils of Rent-Seeking
(d) A Travesty of Justice
(e) A Bloody-Good Deal (for them)
(f) Not Biting the Hand...(That Will Feed You When You Leave the SEC)
(g) All of the above
Ten questions altogether.
Don't be sipping coffee over the keyboard as you read.
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