By John Ballard
I know nothing about this writer but what I just learned.
She is apparently an independent journalist living in Moscow.
She has been published in several respected periodicals (FP, New Yorker, etc.) and Blake Hounshell retweeted her a little while ago.
Here is the context which I put together from a series of tweets she sent, according to Twitter, two hours ago.
>>I can't say that these are the most delicious cornichons I've ever had, which is weird because they're called "Merci: best quality."
>>So here's the thing, if you're a tourist coming to Russia, you need to stay in a hotel to qualify as a tourist. For that, you need 54 docs.
>>A friend, coming to stay with me for five days is not a tourist. "How is he a tourist if he's staying with you?"
>>Okay, what if he stays in a hotel? Then he needs about 3 different documents, faxed from the hotel, and brought over to the consulate.
>>Russia. If you want people to come here and spend money, STOP BEING SUCH FUCKING ASSHOLE IDIOTS FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
>>Another gem convo: What's the definition of a tourist? "Tourists stay in hotels."
>>What abt camping? "They need separate documents."
>>Seriously, though, Russia, sometimes your insistence on vicious retardation scares me. And gives me chest pains.
This is my kind of journalist. She made my list of people to follow on Twitter.
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