By John Ballard
For no special reason other than we need some sparkle in life, here is a collection of ads from a viral email four years ago.
Are they real?
Who cares?
Enjoy...
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old.
Hateful little dog. Bites.
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... Been out a while.
Better be a reward.
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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK $300
Hardly used, call Chubby.
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GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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