By John Ballard
Don't miss Twitter hashtag #PalinHistory
- The Cold War was not due to climate change
- Sarah Palin says soldiers were thankful for Spanx during The Battle of the Bulge
- The Continental Army, from France, gave us the Statute of Liberty.
- Paul Revere rode to Lexington to tell Ronald Reagan to kill the socialist Brits.
- Dolly Madison never forgave Hostess for stealing her Twinkie recipe from the burnt out ruins of the White House
- Roe vs Wade was abt the best way for Washington and troops to cross the river.
- There's no need to fund high speed rails; the African Americans did it very cheaply with the underground railroad.
- The Colonists smoked Salems to get rid of the Witches
- The Aunt Geneva Convention is known for its lovely breakfasts where refudiation is abductated.
- The Civil War began when Frances Scotch Key fired upon Fort Somethin'
- Custard's last stand caused a pudding shortage that strained the US economy.
- Sarah Palin explains the history of Soviet Space program http://is.gd/lucA09
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