Gathered by John at the Twitter Hashbowl -- #ObamaOlympics...
- Synchronized Whining
- Where everyone gets a medal! Even if they don't deserve it.
- Future generation javelin catch
- Synchronized Sea-level Reduction
- free-fall personal wealth
- Competitive dog eating
- MSM Softball Toss
- underwater homeowner relay
- Gold Medal Redistribution Ceremony
- Straw man hurdles
- The Border Fence Vault
- The Demagogthalon
- Congressional Obstruction Hurdles
- poll vaulting
- Useful Idiot cake walk
- Freestyle Coverups
- Hot air balloon races
- Obama job dash: everyone lines up at the starting line, waits for 4 years.
- Swimming in debt
And here are the #RomneyOlympics...
- Pink Slip Writing
- Hurdling... the poverty question
- Long Distance Outsource
- The 400 Mormon-Meter Dash
- Off-Shore Banking
- Distracthlon
- Finding Trees Just The Right Height
- 3000m Power Grab
- Garage Elevator Races
- Fencing... other people's companies
- Flip Flop Fandango
- Rowing... to Martha's Vineyard
- Sailing... Through Life
- The 100 yardworker self-deportation.
- Transvaginal Probing
- Border Fencing
- Herbert Hoover Relay Race
- full contact Etch-a- Sketch
- Greco-Roman Wrestling with Truth
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