- #BothSidesDont think corporate feudalism is a terrific idea as long as we paper it over with enough fake patriotism and phony Christianity
- #BothSidesDont whine about "personal responsibility" while taking NO personal responsibility for 8 years of Bush disaster and treason
- #BothSidesDont think education is a privilege.
- #BothSidesDont Have a deep seated fear of intelligent women
- #BothSidesDont stop Congresswomen from speaking about women's rights.
- #BothSidesDont Don't denounce a national health care plan that their side wrote, just because a black dude got it done.
- #BothSidesDont think winning elections with money and voter supression is validation of desirable public policy.
- #BothSidesDont sabotage the economy in hopes that their candidate will benefit in an upcoming election.
And of course there is another side. But as usual I'm only gonna show you the ones I like. If you want different ones, find them yourself.
- "Excuse me young man, you can park my car, but remember, it costs more than you'll make in your lifetime."
- "Of course I'm not racist, all my factories are in Asia, for Pete's sake!"
- "Benson, check the twitters and make sure they aren't mocking us via hashtag."
- "he's got the personality of a piece of cardboard, but jeb wouldn't run, so whaddya gonna do?"
- "of course we are diverse! We have both black AND Mexican waiters"
- "Funny story. My dad was shutting down this plant in Wisconsin..."
- "why shouldn't we be able to harvest their organs? if you don't have a six-figure income youre just a waste."
- Normally I don't feel comfortable giving Mexicans keys to my Range Rover. But the press was watching.
- "So an illegal alien, a homosexual and a black guy walk into a bar..."
- 'Ugh... another four months of pretending to care about social issues'