By Dave Anderson:
I think the Angry Drunk Bureaucrat has taken protest performance art to a new level. His new method puts 15 foot tall puppets back in the AA ball in the How Not To Make A Point While Attracting A Lot Of Attention To One-self League (HNTMAPWAALOATOL).
Per Maria's post, I think I'm going to go to Specter's Town Hall meeting and heckle Arlen. Of course, in order to lighten the mood and throw everyone off, I think I'm only going to shout out positive things or non sequitors.
For example:* "HEY ARLEN! I HOPE YOU MAKE A FULL RECOVERY FROM YOUR CANCER! I WISH YOU WELL!"
* "I BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS BORN IN HAWAI'I!"
* "DOES ANYONE HAVE CHANGE FOR THE PARKING METER?!"
* "PUPPIES WITH BIG EYES ARE CUTE!"* "SENATOR! MY WIFE DIDN'T THINK THAT I COULD MAKE A SPECTACLE OF MYSELF AT THIS MEETING! DO YOU THINK I HAVE, OR DO I HAVE TO DROP AN ETHNIC SLUR?!"
* "I'M AFRAID OF WHAT THIS COUNTRY IS BECOMING, SENATOR: A LONG DRAWN OUT MARCH TOWARDS ENTROPY AND EVENTUAL HEAT DEATH IN A COLD UNFEELING UNIVERSE!"
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