John came across hashtag #honestGOPbumperstickers...
- I broke the economy and all I got was this record-breaking corporate bonus
- Who says we don't care about minorities? We love wealthiest 2% of Americans
- Real Christians Worship Capitalism.
- Your suffering is critical to our self-esteem.
- Child labor: Legalize it!
- We don't want to stand with you. We want to stand on you.
- Jesus Gave Away Free Health Care. We Put A Stop To That
- I am pro life, because poor children should die after they're born, the way God intended
- Can you please elect another southern, white good-ole-boy so we can quit parading around in these dumb costumes?
- Of COURSE I'm pro-life...but don't touch my GUNS!
- If they could, they'd go to a strip club and throw naked women at money... or is that one of the #honestGOPbumperstickers?
- If you can read this, it's not our fault.
- In God We Trust - but we blow things up if he doesn't do what we want.
- If this car is rocking, it means I am masturbating into my gun
- The only men who could have evolved from monkeys are black men.
- White men were created in God's image
- The Earth is 6,000 years old, because I saw man and dinosaurs living together in the documentary "The Flintstones"
- If God had intended for you to have human rights, he would have put that in the 10 commandments
- I drive a big car made in Germany to show my patriotism
- Your Grandma Should Have To Pass a Drug Test to Get Her Meals-on-Wheels
Like dandelions in the spring, coming in every few minutes...
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